"The Sin Jar" and "Switching Sides"

I have not been doing a terribly good job on blog posts lately. But fear not - what I have been doing is persuading people of the publishing sphere that they want to unleash my stories onto the world.

Quite some moons ago, the lovely people at All Worlds Wayfarer published a story of mine in issue V of their magazine of speculative fiction. Now, after a little hiatus at the end of 2021, All Worlds Wayfarer is back in business with issue XII.

Although I’d say that AWWF is always worth buying, this issue will include a new story of mine, called The Sin Jar. You can get an e-book copy of issue XII from AWWF directly, or from Amazon, or for a limited period of time can read the story free on their website.

If you read the story free, it’d be lovely of you to chuck a quid in their Ko-Fi tip jar, if you’re able to do that.

In a manner that will doubtless surprise anyone who knows what a super-slick publicity machine I am, I think I actually forgot to mention that I’d had a story in Andromeda Spaceways Magazine, issue 87, last month.

ASM is the inflight magazine of Andromeda Spaceways, a company which has been providing intergalatic travel for an impressive twenty years. As they proudly advertise: “We'll get you there ... sooner or later”. The magazine editorial describes my story, Switching Sides, as “cheeky”.

My story involves serious crime, cold-blooded murder, jewellery theft, and a sub-oceanic spa. And quite a lot of tea, much of which ends up on the floor. It is, ahem, not the most serious thing I have ever written.

New Stories: "The Organist and the Old Man" and "Memories"

I have two new stories out and at large in the world!

The latest issue of Cosmic Horror Monthly contains my short horror story, “The Organist and the Old Man”. Issue 25 is now available for purchase (in either e-book or p-book format) from CHM’s website. This is the first story I’ve had published in a magazine that pays “professional” rates for stories, and I’m very proud of it.

Cosmic Horror Monthly is well worth reading, and this issue is packed full of good stuff. And it has tentacles on the cover. Everyone likes tentacles, no?

Also recently published is Edition 6 of The Quiet Reader, the magazine which describes itself as “born in a town called Solitaire, in the state of Quarantine in the country of 2020. In it, you can read “Memories”, which is a rare example of me writing a story set entirely in the real world, with no supernatural trickery.

“Memories“ was the first story I ever had accepted for publication - but for a whole series of reasons I am unsure when and whether it was actually published. The Quiet Reader very kindly agreed to consider the story, despite its murky past, and I was delighted when they included it in their most recent issue.

New Story: Other Lives

According to a vast and slightly complex spreadsheet I keep, I first started submitting stories to magazines in 2013. I sent off around ten, and then stopped abruptly - probably because the company I was working for collapsed, and I had to divert my energy into finding, and then learning, a new job.

I didn’t pick up again until 2017 (six submissions) and 2018 (thirteen). Then, halfway through 2019 I got the most amazing email: someone actually wanted to publish something! Not only was it my first publication, it was in a magazine which I loved reading: Luna Station Quarterly. I was terribly excited about it at the time, and then again when I got the real, live, paper version in the post.

LSQ remains one of my favourite publications; every few months they print a selection of brand new stories from female-identified writers. Their most recent edition - number 50 - is an extra-length issue to celebrate the anniversary.

I’m honoured to be included in their pages again. My short fantasy piece Other Lives is up there in the table-of-contents, rubbing shoulders with beautiful love stories and weird tales of aliens on earth. I highly recommend getting yourself a copy - or at least reading a few stories from the website. Links to purchase, or to read, are all here .

People sometimes ask me if it’s OK to share links to my stories (with friends, or on Facebook, etc). To which the answer is yes! Yes, please do - the more the messier merrier.

The Mathematics of Rejection

 
 

My last blog post Old Year / New Year included headline statistics on the number of stories I’d had accepted/rejected during the previous year. My last blog post was also rather a long time ago, because life doesn’t half get in the way sometimes.

However, to my great delight the post accrued a comment!

How many unique stories did you submit in 2021? Would love to hear a bit more about e.g. how many rejections an accepted story had on average.
— Bill

For reference, the total number of submissions made last year was 109, and the results stacked up like this:

 
 

The table is actually slightly different from the original, because a few of the submissions that were pending at new year have now un-pended. The acceptance rate is still inflated by having three pieces accepted for the same drabble anthology.


To answer the first question: the 109 submissions were to 77 distinct markets, and involved 42 unique pieces of writing. I don’t keep detailed records, but from eyeballing the list I think only 14 of the 42 stories/poems/drabbles/self-indulgent creative-non-fiction ramblings were actually written during 2021.

To answer the second, I figured I was going to have to learn a little more about Excel pivot tables.

And then there was a lot of swearing. And then I wondered why on earth I was faffing around with Excel when I am (in my day-job) a computer programmer who can trivially churn out code to do this sort of number-crunching. And then there was a lot less swearing and a lot more progress.

I’ll be honest, the outcome here surprised me:

StoryRejections before Acceptance
Change 0
Christmas Elf 0
Glass / Desire Lines 0
Henderson 1
Jeremy Sleeps 1
Reveal 2
The Failed 1
The Fight 0
Time For Tea 0
Time To Move 0
Time To Think 0

My perception is that most stories go through multiple rounds of rejection before they’re accepted. However, we have several things affecting the data.

The Time… drabbles, Change, and The Fight, were written for very specific fiction calls or markets. Had they been rejected, they would likely not have been suitable for anything else, and would probably now be languishing in the place were stories go to moulder.

2021 is also not the entire picture. The story referred to here by its working title of Henderson was published as The Lady of Time by The Colored Lens in last Autumn. However, it was written some years ago, and had already been rejected 6 times before we even reached 2021. (Unrelated: the editorial staff at the Colored Lens are an absolute joy to work with. They also tend to offer pretty rapid response times, and constructive feedback. I highly recommend both sending them stories, and buying their magazine!)

The final problem with my results is the very obvious one: it’s a tiny sample size! Averages and so on can be really good tools for getting a handle on giant piles of data, but I do not, sadly, have a giant pile of acceptances upon which to commit acts of data science. Anyone trying to generalise from 11 stories may well not learn anything useful.

Extending it to all the stories I’ve ever had accepted (24 to date; not all have actually been published yet), then the average number of rejections is 2.8. However, I don’t think that’s a terribly helpful measure - stats fans may be interested to know that the median is 1. To put it more usefully: 10 of those published stories were accepted on their first try, but the most-travelled story was rejected 20 times before it was accepted. Among the stories that were not accepted first go, the average number of rejections is closer to 5. Note to self: acceptance on first submission is actually considerably more common than you think it is.

If I look at just the un-accepted stories, the picture gets a little strange. The average number of (all time) rejections for each unsold story is currently almost exactly the same, just below 5*. But the stories at the top of the rejections league are, by and large, the stories I think are my best. Why would my best stories accrue so many rejections?

Well… it’s my fault. Kinda. When I feel a story is particularly strong, I tend to send it to higher-profile markets. By that, I mean markets whose publications have a large circulation, or which are more highly thought-of, and which often (though by no means always) pay at professional rates. Sadly, everyone else does the same, meaning that these markets have a constant, high-volume slush pile of great stories and they can afford to be extremely choosy. Their acceptance rates are often below 1%** - and presumably even lower than that for unsolicited submissions - meaning that the rejections can rack up pretty quickly.

When I wrote my submissions-round-up-post for 2020, I closed it by noting that a piece I was very proud of had collected 10 rejections and just gone out for the 11th time. It remains one of my favourite things I have ever written, but it is kind of odd, and hard to categorise, and probably not for everyone. It was first submitted in August 2018 and, despite editors often saying nice things about it, it kept on coming back. It is, in fact, the piece noted above with a record-winning 20 rejections - and it finally found a home in early January (to be published later in the year). Sometimes it really is just a long slog to find a publication which wants the particular thing you have written.

* Actually now very slightly higher, due to a rejection having come in while I was drafting this!

** Most markets don’t publish these stats, but aggregators like The Submissions Grinder provide estimates.

New Story: Jeremy Sleeps

I’m always delighted to have a new story published, but it makes me particularly happy when something I’ve written appears in a magazine I love. I’ve been a regular reader of the Electric Spec for a while, and I look forward to each new edition. Each quarter, they publish a small, tightly-curated selection of high-quality speculative stories.

The May 2021 issue lands today, ready to “examine the nature of relationships from unique perspectives only the imagination can offer“, and includes my short fantasy story Jeremy Sleeps.

I’m fascinated by sleep, and our relationship to it - you can read some of my thoughts on sleep, and how it relates to the story, in an Electric Spec blog post from earlier in the month.

I would also like to say to anyone who is of approximately the same age and musical inclination as me: sorry about the Pearl Jam earworm.

The Failed: An Unexpected Success

Headline news: I have a new story published! The Failed appears in the second issue of the Interstellar Literary Review.

The Failed is a story I thought would probably never be published. Although I was very proud of it, even I had to admit that it was on the quirky side, and that its subject matter would make it a pretty hard sell in most markets.

Then I saw a tweet from Interstellar, which linked to a “submissions wishlist”. Most magazines will give you a broad brush outline of what they want - or occasionally a very narrow definition of what they accept - and suggest you read previous issues to form your own ideas.

Although Interstellar also publish conventional guidelines, this wishlist was different. Multiple people from their masthead had jotted down what they, personally would like to see - covering tone, sub-genre, setting, and a few super-specific details. In itself, the list was a great source of ideas. Bit more importantly, one person wanted something that sounded, to me, like The Failed.

As a side note, the experience of working with Interstellar as been lovely. They mailed me to tell me that they would like to publish my story (which obviously disposed me well towards them!) but also sent detailed feedback from a couple of their readers, should I wish to act on it. The feedback was actually very useful and constructive - when I replied with my updated draft, I asked the Editor to pass on my thanks to one reader in particular for their comments.

It turned out to be the person whose wishes I had been deliberately aiming for :-)

There is always a home for every story. Finding it, however, can be a huge challenge. I’d love it if more magazines published wishlists!

A Poem!

As a kid, I wrote a lot of Poetry. It definitely had a capital P. You could tell it was Poetry because it rhymed. Pages and pages of falling meter, dactyls that bumped along regularly - I was very proud of that.

On reflection, I’m not sure I’d call it poetry.

Aged about 14, I wrote a poem that appeared in my school’s magazine. It was a sonnet on the topic of Autumn trees, and I think it was not appalling doggerel. I have not, you will note, checked. Somewhere in my parents’ house there will be a copy of that magazine, but I think I prefer to remain in blissful ignorance.

However! Today Issue 4 of the Briefly Write zine goes live. Briefly Write publish literary “micro treats” - very short poems and tiny stories. And Issue 4 contains (among many other excellent things) my poem Desire Lines.

It does not rhyme.

It does, however, reflect some of my feelings about the past year. In just six lines.

And Briefly Write have added a very exciting widget on their page, whereby you push a button and I will read my poem to you. I mean, it’s just a recording, I won’t show up at your house or anything.

I haven’t read all of the way through the issue, but the other “micro treats” that I’ve read so far have been excellent. I definitely recommend checking them out!

A surprise review!

Last week, I wanted to link someone to my story on Luna Station Quarterly. There were various ways I could have retrieved the link but - being rather lazy - I simply Googled for my name and the story’s title.

Rather surprisingly, the actual story doesn’t show up in the first page of Google’s results. My interview with LSQ does, as does my own overly-excited blog post about its publication.

What I did find (third result on the page, no less) was a review. A review! Someone whom I don’t know read and reviewed my story!

I clicked on through without considering whether I really wanted to know what an unknown internet denizen had to say about me or my words. After all, sometimes the internet is not a very kind place. As it turned out, the review was perfectly civilised and seems to be by someone who spends a huge amount of time tirelessly reviewing short fiction.

Publishing my first story felt like such a big deal to me that it’s hard to accept that it was an invisibly, unnoticeably tiny drop in the fiction-swamp to the rest of the world. Finding a little bubble like this to mark its presence is as lovely as it was unexpected.

You can read the review on SFF Reviews.

Violent Silence is loose in the world!

Luna Station Quarterly…

…which is a speculative fiction magazine…

…with a beautiful print edition…

…has published my story, Violent Silence.

And I couldn't be more delighted!

You can grab a copy of the magazine from Amazon, or from Weightless Books. You can also read it free online.

This is my first publication, the first time a piece of fiction I've written has gone through the whole process of submission, and selection, and been made into a typeset page which I can turn.

(I can't turn it yet, because the paper copy is still winging its way to me through the postal system. But I will! And there will be pictures, oh yes, there will be pictures.)

It makes me very happy that the publication will be Luna Station Quarterly, too. I've loved LSQ since I opened issue 29 and read How Lady Nightmare Stole Captain Alpha’s Girlfriend by Kristen Brand, and realised that here was a magazine that would print funny superhero stories, alongisde whimsical sci-fi, and gritty fantasy. And still manage a consistent feel for each issue. I subscribed on the spot, and I still love the variety of voices and viewpoints they publish.

I’m grateful to LSQ’s editorial staff for making it all happen, and for being so quick to answer newbie questions. I’m honoured to be appearing on their pages with all their amazing authors. I’m revelling in the idea that this might just mean I am a Real Writer.

But mostly I’m excited.